Protect Yourself from the Sledgehammer Fairy!

The North American Sledgehammer Fairy (lare malleferens americanis) is a troublesome pest to homeowners and businessmen alike because its mating ritual features the wholesale destruction of unattended private property. Many are the property owners who have left their homes and businesses and returned to find a wreck of shattered glass and drywall, denuded of valuables by unscrupulous passers-by. Between the damage and the subsequent thefts, a visit by sledgehammer fairies can represent the loss of thousands of dollars.

These shy, retiring creatures avoid the presence of human beings and they are incited to destructive rage by the sight of cameras. They are therefore poorly understood by scientists, since early attempts to study them were defeated by researchers’ inability to find cameras that would survive even a single stroke of the fairies’ eponymous hammer.

With the advent of so-called “vandal-proof” dome cameras, true research into the mating habits of the elusive fairy became no easier—the typical sledgehammer fairy is still driven into a frenzy at the sight of these armored camera housings; the typical fairy still attempts to pound these cameras into a scattered collection of broken electronic components. Unfortunately for scientists interested in cryptozoology, however, the fairy’s efforts usually lead to exhaustion rather than a broken camera, and send it skulking away into the night in search of greener pastures (or at least, pastures with less robust surveillance).

But the scientists’ misfortune is your good fortune. Call us at 985-542-8431 and ask about our latest specials. We can set up your home or business with a video surveillance system featuring affordable vandal dome cameras . . . and the Sledgehammer Fairy can find someplace else to nest. Prices start at $595.00.